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ECU jokes!

What's the difference between ECU fans and treasury bonds?
Treasury bonds eventually mature.

ECU fans have a huge tailgate advantage this weekend. Chapel Hill police have stated that ECU grads can park in any available handicapped space. All they have to do is hang their diploma off the rear view mirror.

Why did the ECU fan marry the cow?
He had to.

How many ECU students does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but it takes 7 years.

How many ECU sorority girls does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
17. One to do it and 16 to shell the M&M's.

Q: How many ECU fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to change the bulb, and two to discuss how they did it as well as anyone in Chapel Hill.

Why did the ECU football team forfeit their game with UNC?
They were on the bus and saw a sign that said University of North Carolina Left...so they turned around and went home.

How do you keep an ECU cheerleader in the shower all day?
Give her shampoo that reads lather, rinse, repeat.

What does an ECU sorority sister and a tornado have in common?
They both eventually end up in a trailer park.



MrTarHeel has obtained the exam that ECU Football players must pass in order to transfer to ECU from UNC.

Time Limit to take test: 2 Weeks

Name: _____________________________

1. What language is spoken in the US?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular
reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions
-OR-
give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope?
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic
(check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Clinton, and Obama.
Bush: _______________
Clinton: __________________
Obama: ________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?



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The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill has won 37 team national championships in five different sports, 9th all-time, and 51 individual national championships. The UNC women's soccer team has won eighteen national championships since 1981; the men's soccer team won the championship in 2001; the women's basketball team in 1994; the UNC Tarheels basketball (men's) team in 1924, 1957, 1982, 1993, and 2005; the UNC men's lacrosse team in 1982, 1986, and 1991; the UNC women's field hockey team in 1985, 1995, 1996, and 1997; the women's team handball team won in 2004; and the men's team handball team has won the last three National Championships in 2004, 2005, and 2006. The Carolina men's crew team won the 2004 ECAC National Invitational Collegiate Regatta in the varsity eight category. The North Carolina Men's Baseball team is also a perennial power, and in 2006 made it to the Championship round of the College World Series.